Let's Be Having You!

Some people express themselves through dance. Others like to point at the television, suggesting that they could do better than the athletic professionals who do not spend all day scracthing their bum and denying their love for Jeremy Kyle. We however use the platform of the interweb to spread our bizarre listenable sketchathons.

“We” refers to the twin genium of Lord Daniel Tiberius Taylor Prime and Paul Senekot Disgusted Of Tubridge Wells Trellis-McNaughter. Using their science based megaknowledge they have concocted this website and the content therein.

They are assisted/hampered by chocolate enthusiast and comic book ne’er do well Will “Sadly not Orlando Bloom” Turner, a former student turned mercenary wordsmith who co-wrote the scripts with Mr Taylor. Acting duties are shared by the team and they are ably accompanied by genuine thespians  Holly “Young Pipe Smoker Of The Year 2001″  McKeon and Mark ”Norse God” Margason, who Mr Turner met on the set of the gangster classic Stagger.

For those curious regarding the title, it refers to a half time interval rant by the saintly Delia Smith (whose cookery has inspired us all and she is beyond any form of reproach) during a Norwich City v Man City football match (sorry non- UK visitors I refuse to say “soccer”) where she intended to inspire people with the phrase “Where are you? Where are you? Let’s be having you!”

We believe that this is a rallying cry to unite all peoples. We want to have you, our truly marvellous internet audience to snuggle up to our collective web bosom and feel a comforting glow of our audio jollity.

In this fantastic realm of sound you can purchase a monkey spleen, learn about wine and discover more than you could ever want to know about Mike Tyson. In short, we want you here in our wonderful world of comedic sound.

Let’s Be Having You!

Credits

Produced by Daniel Taylor and Paul McNaughter
Written by Daniel Taylor and Will Turner
Performed by Daniel Taylor, Paul McNaughter, Will Turner, Holly McKeon and Mark Margason
Apologies to Robbie Savage, Delia Smith, Rick Edwards and anyone else we may have bothered. Timor however can go suck it in his apple section.

If you have been affected by the issues raised in these sketches you really do need help. Seriously, none of this applies to real life in any way shape or form. Sort it out, you numpty!